i thought this was a chicken with its hands on its hips
IM TRYING SO HARD TO SEE THE CHICKEN BUT ALL I SEE IS A PUG???
that is one sassy chicken
oh my fucking GOD
|—||J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye (via freightrains)|
My architecture professor did this and I almost walked the fuck out.
Nigga just drew a portal to chalk zone fam.
NIGGA SAID A PORTAL TO CHALK ZONE. …. I’M SCHLEEP
She will be okay…It’s just a stage she is going through…
This shit is the realest. Not even Pac could of said it better.
why do people say chicken as a term for coward? Have you ever meet a chicken? Cause those things will fuck you up man
Brazilian model Alexandre Cunha was paired with a three-year-old moptop to showcase Smalto’s matching child-sized and adult tuxedos. Unfortunately, while the pressure of performing didn’t faze the buff Brazilian, his partner broke down in tears as they were striding the catwalk:
Once, I was supposed to close a show with a 3-year-old kid and we both had matching outfits. During rehearsal, everything went as planned, but on the day of the show he started crying halfway down the runway, so in my head I thought, “What am I supposed to do?!” I ended up picking him up and I carried him to the end of the runway.
I was at the zoo the other day and there was this fucking goose trying to act likE A FUCKING FLAMINGO
this made my day its so adorable
$55 just for a membership to costco..
eating $55 worth of samples in one visit
when u ask ur mom for fast food and she says yes and asks what u want
"How are your grades?"
"What are you majoring in?"
"Have you got a girlfriend?"
"What do you want to do when you graduate?"
The summer of George