My friend saw on Animal Planet that Golden Retriever’s mouths are so soft they can carry eggs without breaking them, so she tested it.
I am tearing up
when you’re hungry and you remember there’s leftovers
when you realize someone already ate them
he looks like real life sid from toy story
where is their academy award
i couldnt find my headphones and its late at night
solution: get a stethoscope and put it up to the speaker with the computer on low volume
if i cant find my headphones what makes you think im going to find a stethoscope just lying around
lmafo did he just enchant him?
spongebob hitting people where it hurts